Hornigold: Remember, Thatch! Keep your Cannons corked!
Thatch: Piss off, Ben!
Historically, Hornigold was said to be Blackbeard’s mentor.
(Screencap courtesy of madeinmasyaf)
so i’ve found that Legally Blonde/LotR crossovers are literally the best things
Making decisions in Bioware games like
I JUST TRIED TO FLIP A PAN AND IT HIT THE ROOF AND BROKE THE LIGHTBULB
as a certified culinarian i can 100% assure you that you messed up